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Jyal Piyaniya Chaudhary's Myro Lichma passed.

SV 1456 Re: Two Jats Yes Both Salou Banoi Ha, Jail resident Dharmo Jat and Salee's name was Gopalram Jat resident Khinela village. The king was in the secrecy at that time Then Jail resident Jat and Gopalram used to keep the account of 22 thousand bighas of the Jat Raja, then they were able to collect the coins of gold, collect coins and take them to Bakshi Were going. Then came to Haramada village on the way and rested the village. And there was a marriage at the house of passing in Harmada village Then there was a name called Lichma which goes with water to Devarani Jethani and goes to the waterfall.  Then Devrani, Jethani says that tomorrow my brother will come to fill my wish and then Lichma gets laugh.  Then Lichma speaks Devarani Moosa That tomorrow my brother will come to fill myera, why do not you laugh, how are you laughing, why did you laugh, Lichma's father, brother and brother was no one behind. Then Devrani and Jethani go out with their water ja...

Devnarayan Temple Temple

Hello friends, I am telling you today  In the village. Meherana village is towards 1km away from Nimbabdi road This temple was built years ago It is being said that the temple has been constructed by Jats. And even today, all the people of Mehrana village worship Devnarayana Lord and Chhath power seems to be fair And when the crops are grown in the fields and when there is no rain, the entire village is taken out of Devnarayan God And the next day it rains Shri Devnarayan God's birth appeared in Malasari Dugri, in the courtyard of Sadumata And Lord Devanarayana Lord Sodumata, in his childhood, saved his brother Chhichu Bhat and mama's house, and Bhagwan Devnarayan used to feed cow in his ninihal and play with friends. When grown, Mother revenge took the revenge of her and sang. When Lord Devnarayan Bhagwan was coming from Malasari Dugari to Devamali, all the stones of Devamali greeted Devnarayana in the same direction in a single direction and are still in the ...

Cows dropped by Meena

Cows dropped by Meena The words of Lachha and Pemaal Tejaaji's happiness and misery did not come to an end, after listening to the noise of their helplessness, Larcha went to Tejaji, saying that Harkaar said that the mages from Changi have deserted the Ganga, and the lizard races up to the enclosure. Tejaaji and Pemal were also scared when they saw empty gore and cried crying. Let's know from Lacha that what happened happened to Tejaji about the loss of sang by Lacha Chand Meena. Tejaji said, informing the godman Ramlal of Lachha village, make a sound in the village of Tar Dholbajwa village. Together with everyone, you get rid of cows. Do not worry. Bacha goes to the vassal and dolly Lachha town of Panera recites the complaint of going to the statue of Ganpati Jagdar Raimal ji Raimal ji makes excuses to go to Dholi and says that if my cow had taken away the Meena of Chang, he would have warned the village that during the old days of my cow's time, a special kind o...

Jagar Mahadev Kedarnath

'Jagar Mahadev' Kedarnath  Once a Shiva devotee got on his journey from his village to Kedarnath Dham, it was the convenience of the traffic. No, he went on foot on the way, whoever meets Kedarnath seeking the path of Lord Shiva, kept on taking care of Lord Shiva, one day he passed the month, he went to Kedderdham. The gate of the temple opened in Kedarnath 6 months and 6 months Stay closed He reached at the time when the doors of the temple were closed. He told Pandit that he has traveled months away from a distance. Opening the doors of prayer, pray to the lord, make the Lord appear, but there is a rule in it. Once it was closed then it was not opened later. He cried many times and remembered Lord Shiva that the Lord was just praying once he was praying. Panditji said, but no one listened to anybody. Now, after coming here six months here, after 6 months the doors will open here, 6 months snow and freezing. And all the people went from there, crying over the brother, c...

Saint rampal ji maharaj

Introduction to Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj Sant Rampal Ji was born on September 8, 1951, Sant Jawani, a Jat farmer in village Dhanana district, Sonepat Haryana, completed his studies and worked for 18 years on the post of Junior Engineer in Irrigation Department in Haryana Purana. In 1988, after receiving the initiation from Param Sant Ram Dev Anand, he became active with his heart and practiced sadhana and worshiped the goddess Bhakti by Swami Ram Dev Anand. Sant Rampal Das ji has four sons, two sons and two sons, wife is named Anaro Devi. The name of the eldest son is Virendra Chhali, Manoj. The name of elder daughter is Anju Bala and the younger name is Manju Bala. The name of the father of Sant Rampal ji Das ji is the name of Shri Nandram father Mata, who is Mrs. Indira Devi.Sant Rampal ji Name initiation On February 17, 1988, the new month of Falgun month was received in the night, in which Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj was 37 years old, spiritual people of foreign devotees in connection...

In the villages of Rajasthan, Madari is still entertained by dramas like magicians!

1 Even today, in the villages of Rajasthan, Snake, Kalbeliya, Madari, Magician, Nut, Balupriya and Bhand entertain a lot of people. Most of them take their wages in any open space and the crowd there is enchanted by their skill! Some of them, like Kalbelia nurtured their art so much that it reached the cities and then crossing the perimeter there and reaching abroad too! Even in the village, Snake entertains the people by taking out the snake out of their basket and then dancing on the tune of the bin! 2 Nuts that seem almost impotent when: If you break a thin rope between two bamboo and show your feats on them, then their skill forces us to press the fingers under the scalp! Many times their very little children also surprise us by showing an amazing feat. In the big cities, the magic is said, no matter how high the tech has happened, the magicians of our village still have their own limited resources and simplicity but incredibly seeming and With the cleanliness of the hands, ...

Every problem is solved by going to this temple!

  1 In a small village in Rajasthan there is a temple of Mangejia. Whose name is Kedulali, which goes to Bahrmans that a woman comes in a spirit. And she conducts every problem. And they solve the problems of the miserable people.Or people are satisfied after coming there. Thousands of people come every day on the road. Or the terrace and Theeras are fair. 2 Jagaran happens on that day. At the age of the day, he makes fun of himself. And these temples are near railway stays. Every kind of people come on the van. The temple has been built by the people of Chanda Yuga. The work that was done was fulfilled. Those people have built the temple. This temple was the first Makrana. In Makrana, a temple was built in the field of a people. The owner of that farm was finished and said that he will go to the court in not to remove this temple. Then the people took the language away. So you removed that temple. 3 A few days later the farm owner's health was worsened. Then he bui...

Great way to print color on clothes!

1 However, most of the villages in Rajasthan, towns and cities have a variety of printing work on the clothes: But Bagu, Sanganer, Barmer, Kaladari, Pali and Bassee (District Chittaurgarh) are known for this work as a meditation! In the printing of Rajasthan, various types of bell-boots are printed in pucca shades! This is the importance of water for Sanganer's printing! Due to the dip, there is a special kind of glow in the clothes! A slurry is prepared with a mixture of cow dung butterfly oil, goat's manganese and soda, and the clothes are dried after dipping it all overnight! 2 After drying, it is again immersed in the solution of the stomach: And then they are printed on them with wooden prints (blocks)! Limited color is used for printing! Earlier these colors used to be natural but now they are taking synthetic colors instead! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 3 In many places in rural Rajasthan, rural women also carry glamorous clothes! The woman around Sikar Jhunjhunu etc. makes t...

Prithviraj Chauhan's life introduction

Prithviraj Chauhan's life introduction In the last phase of the outside V century, the Chauhan empire had become very powerful in northern India, the expansion of Chauhan Sahib had expanded from Kannauj to the extent of the ship Mewar After the death of Someshwar Dev, Prithviraj Chauhan sat on the throne in a short 11 year old mother Karpuri Devi became the protector of the state of his short-lived son. Prithviraj Chauhan administered the rule in a coincidence with his minister and commander. He appointed his colleagues in high positions. In view of the expansion of the empire, Prithviraj Chauhan followed the Digvijay policy towards the neighboring states in 1182 AD defeating the Chandel ruler of Mahoba. After this, Prithviraj Chauhan was attacked by the Chalukyas and Kannauj Garhadwals. In 1178, Ghazni's rule, Mohammed Gori invaded Gujarat, and defeated Gori in the field of ruler Bhimdev Chalukoyo Kochharad in the hill state. Gori took possession of the border state of Si...

Do not get justice from time to time but you will definitely get one day!

An old man used to roam the police station everyday for justice, he was disturbed with his daughter, his daughter had disappeared for more than three days. Nobody from the poor man listens: Someone with police made no excuse to take him out of police station bar, but the poor man wrote the report of his daughter's disappearance, the police station went back again, but the sergeant had beta him, and said, sir has gone to the bar. Get out of the old man listening to his talk, he goes away ... 😢😢😢😢 After some time, the police inspector noticed the old man: And the police inspector said to the sergeant who sent this person, send him inside, the hav man goes to the man and speaks You are calling a big sibling inside! The old man goes inside and the inspector asks what is it that you have been away for a long time. The old man said, Saheb. My daughter has been missing for the last three days. Inspector said your daughter has been missing for the last three days and you h...

Poor mother daughter's love story

Mother and daughter lived in a village before the time and both of them lived in a cottage.  And both of them were very poor, they were very poor, they used to go to others' homes to cleanse themselves and clean their kitchenware and fill their stomach. And on one such day suddenly her mother was seriously ill. And then the responsibility of the whole house had come upon her daughter.And that girl's name was Monica and everyone used to call her Monica's name.Monica was very naughty.And she used to play all day. And when his mother used to go to work, he used to take care of the household work alone. Now his mother had a need for a medicine. Now he was not able to understand. What should he do now? He thought that going out and working hard to collect some money, there was a village nearby that was a big forest in that village and he went into that forest and in that forest there was a very beautiful wood  He thought that he could collect the wood and sell it in the v...

Black blonde is a color then But the boy was clear of the heart.

A boy lived in a village. She was beautiful and she was very black in color.  And in her childhood the mother had died, her stepmother was. He used to tease her when her color was black, for this reason she was very sad. Due to this reason, he did not listen to his studies. And he ran a day and ran to his father and talked to the father so black that I tease all the survivors in school, due to this reason I do not feel like studying.  Talk to the father that you go with me and do not talk to those children if you do not talk to them, then the father told his boy to leave his studies is wrong.  Just a little bit, you think only what you can talk to.  He listened to the talk of Papa and he had left school for another day.  And one day he took a clay in his house And he walked a little further and he heard the voice of a broken grass that was heard from his mother, then he came running and talked to his son and thought that only you did not study. Come on, y...

Mavvare was proud of his four sons. My son is so promising.

It's a matter of time. Four brothers were living in a village, their father was frantic, they used to catch fish and used to live their lives but they did not fulfill the demands of their children. His children were so big that they could have earned their own earnings, then one day the machiever called his children to him and said to the children, "My children, I have nothing to give you. Now you have grown up. You will not have to choose the money in the world. You will have to adopt your destiny. You will be invited to the world of times. You will have to earn some money for your plate so that you people will live your life easily, you will have to choose your own path. The eldest son said, "Dad, we have money and art, knowledge is not there." What will we do in the world of bar? The children left their own way after hearing about the machevara. On one side, the elder brother stopped and the elder brother said to the younger brothers, we will go different f...

Rajkumar fell in love with the king's daughter Padmavati.

There were two friends once. One day both of them went hunting together. They saw the deer churning in the jungle. Both friends followed the deer and wiped out in the forest. They saw a princess going to a Taj Mahal. The princess saw the princess with great love. He took a flower of lotus in his hand and took the flower from his ear, then chewed it with the blood and crushed it from his back and surrounded him and then took it back with his head and went away. Uc after he and his friends had said you were gone were my friends I say you've found in the woods Prince saw friends matter or just a princess, I love him, said Prince's friends Okay. We just go fishing. Later we will go to meet him, then both the friends went to his village behind him. He saw some Bhoodi in the direction. And says to him. You do not panic, we are people. Neither did he say that you have seen me before or you are new in this city, whether the Prince and his friend said, "We are new or new....

A ghostly castle and three promising children.

There was a ghostly palace inside a village that was a village.  When those listeners heard those words, the girl asked the man as soon as he heard it.  So a soul had killed that entire family.  For this reason we will not run in that palace.  Ramesh keeps a hand on the shoulder from behind And they are all running. The palace was always close to us. In the evening, there used to be a sound of shouting inside the palace. After the shaman, nobody went to the temple.  It was a time to mourn the loss of those children who went to the village to go to the village with the help of three survivors.  If one of the three survived one day left for the village to go missing and heard the voice of a man, then the man was talking about that ghostly castle. If you are talking about the castle, then tell the person, the daughter, the daughter behind the castle Khali ground, that Bhootiya palace. That palace is completely empty, there is no one in it. Th...

Raja was pleased and gave Kumar the knowledge of gold.

It's a matter of time before. A great king lived. He had to make new states on a new land. So he wanted a new land, he was new with his logo  He used to go to the places where he got a new land. He wanted to make a monastery or a palace. The king began to say to his comrade my dear friends, we will build your palace or a castle castle and three promising children. All of them, or the king, will hear this, and all the people have become angry, and all the kings have been able to build a palace. The king called a special cemetery and said, listen to me, I want to chase the people who can make the palace in less time. Said Jai Raja or one such Kumar. Which is bhoottila. And they work too well but they do well. The King said okay. So first speak to him, make ketchup of ki or there is no water near the lake. Is one. He is too far away. Our people should need water to drink, so bring that Kumar to me quickly. The cemeteries said that the king who comes with Raja now comes to Kum...

All the people of the village used to burn due to good walking of Padma shop.

It is a long time ago that the story is of the mediator. There was a sweet shop in her village and Padma was also her shop I used to work and Padma's husband made good sweets in that shop, and for this reason her shop ran very well, because of this, people used to burn on Padma.  All the people of the village used to burn because of their well-drained shop and they used to work very hard and there was a man in the village. His name was Karamimala that person was very burning on Padma and her husband. And he wondered about the crazy terminology how these people are so rich. And how are these people doing so far? And the cordial thinks that these people are earning more money than themselves. And how do they stop their work and do their full business round the clock. And one day Karelilal thinks one remedy and thinks the remedy, she one day goes to her sweet shop.  And looking at the sweet shop, there were many sweets in the shop. And both Padma and her husband were sitti...

The logger was hard working, and his hard work brought color one day.

There was a small village that lived a logger in that village.  And that logger was very poor and there was a big forest on the outskirts of that village and the river ran near that forest,  And he went to the woods to the woodcutter and filled his stomach by cutting the wood, and he always went into that forest and used to cut wood. "  And one day he goes to the jungle and cutting the wood and cutting the wood, he goes to the river and goes to the river. There is a big tree on the banks of the river and he climbs to cut wood on that tree.  And the logger starts to cut the wood with his ax slowly, cutting the timber, suddenly his ax penetrates his hands and falls into the river, and the poor poor now starts to thrust heavily and began to cry loudly. Now he understood anything Is not coming  I'll fill my stomach with my family. On the other hand, now I will fill my stomach with the other ax, and he starts crying loudly and praying to God, seeing his mercy,...

He picks up the pigeon and takes that cage into the king's palace.

There was a huge mountain.  There was a huge tree above that mountain and that tree was above the top of the mountain mountain.  And there was a cucumber above that tree  The name of that Pakhi was Vasudha and Vasudha was the only person who had fun at that tree and lived alone on it, and the birds kept jumping around the tree all day long.  And there was a great feature of the birds that they and the birds sitting on the trees dropped their guns down from their mouths and turned out to be gold, and the birds did not leave that tree.  And playing it on the tree all day and have fun  One day a big hunter came out hunting and he hunted the hunter and went towards that mountain and started climbing on that mountain, and on that mountain the hunter saw that big tree and the hunter went under that tree and went under the tree The sight of the hunter was seen on that Asudha birds, and the hunter was till the whole day.  And they relax a little bit of th...

The children fell ill and his boy was also very sick.

A greedy man lived in a village that was named Mangatram.  All the people in the village used to call him Mangtram Lalkati. And that person used to distribute the flow.Or was a big shop in his village in which he used to only keep fruits.Or was selling the fruit.Or he was a big family member.Or he used to supply him in the sea. One day he had a village near him. The client came to his shop and asked Mangatram if he was sending so many mangoes, then Mangatram said that my goods goes into big cities. So that guy said to Mangatram that I will not get any mango or if Mangtram said that he will definitely meet me. Mangatram talked to the customer how much box you want So the customer said that the two boxes and Mangatram propose to their client about their amo and speaks that if you do not have five boxes, you have got very good. And give that bad thing to the customer And whoever keeps the good amo.It is because of his greed that they become very poor. So Mangatram's servant ran f...